Laughter is the best medicine - don't you agree? Here are a few little stories, poems, jokes and video clips I've been accumulating over the years. If anyone has additional material they'd care to share (keep it clean, please!), just send me an email and I'll post it here. Bookmark this page and come back often. I'll be updating it regularly with new and funny stuff! Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House Color Samples Scene Real Estate Roller Coaster Ride! IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE-FINAL SCENE
Terry Tate - Office Linebacker Takes a Vacation An Irish Mother's Letter Dear Son,   Just a few lines to let you know that I am still alive. I am writing this slowly because I know that you can't read fast.You won't know the house when you come home - we've moved.
About your father, he has got a lovely new job. He has 500 men under him, he cuts grass at the cemetery. Your sister Mary had a baby this morning. I haven't found out yet whether it's a boy or a girl so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. I went to the doctor's on Thursday and your father came with me. The doctor put a small tube in my mouth and told me not to talk for 10 minutes. Your father offered to buy it from him. Your Uncle Patrick drowned last week in a vat of Irish whiskey at the Dublin brewery. Some of his workmates tried to save him but he fought them off bravely. They cremated him and it took 3 days to put the fire out. It only rained twice this week - first for 3 days and then for 4 days. We had a letter from the undertaker. He said if the last payment on your grandmother's plot wasn't paid in 7 days, up she comes. Your loving Mother. P.S. I was going to send you 5 pounds but I have already sealed the envelope. (From a fine piece of Irish Linen I purchased made by Fingal. Hey, don't blame me - it's made in IRELAND!)
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